HOOF HEARTED 
A horse-crazy friend, Kate Hunter, found this one the web, and I couldn't resist sharing it on here, especially as I was running low on subject material readily to hand - I'm in the middle of a big writing project, and my translation team is nowhere to be found whenever I do happen to get five minutes.

So here goes - a real rogues' gallery of colourful names proposed by racehorse owners that were turned down by the British racing authorities. See if you think they were justified in their decision after clicking on the following link: www.youtube.com.